Woof everyone! It's the most pawonderful time of the
year. It's the yap-yappiest season of all. Happy tail wags all around for the
Holiday season is upon us. My sisters
and I looooove Christmas. Mom and I
decorated the house while the girls snoozed by the fire.
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| I am Santa's helper; I ensure that the stockings are hung just right |
This can be a grrrr8 time of year, but
look out! Because it can get kind of
scary for us furry guys and gals. So
that's why I'm setting paws to keyboard on this cold night. I can't go to sleep without helping you make
your holidays a lot safer for us. So
here are some tips from yours truly.
Pretty plants like Holly, Poinsettia, and
Mistletoe can poison and hurt us if we were to accidentally eat it. Not that I've ever tried. Uh hem, moving on.
I don't know about your humans, but mine
likes to wrap the inside and outside of our house in these brightly colored
lights. Make sure you tape down or cover
the cords. Every year I have to tell
Buffy that the brown thing on the floor is not a chew toy!
I don't get why you humans want to bring
the outdoors indoors, but please make sure you keep those monster trees
secured. How embarrassing to be trapped
under a tree. Oh yeah, and those goofy
decorations you hang on the tree, please keep them away from me. We can't tell the difference between those
and our toys.
I don't know about you, but I don't like
being stuck in large crowds (unless they're adoring fans), so if you insist on
bringing other humans over to the house, please provide me and others a safe
haven in which to hide.
With my tips, your pooch should
be a happy and safe one come December 25.
Oops, I smell cookies. Gotta go! Tis the season to be jolly, Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Merry Christmas
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